Magic Cube

Are you looking for a novelty gift with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different possible combinations? Then this is the novelty gift for you! Perfect for anyone with time on their hands. So that's most office workers up and down the country! Procrastination has never been easier, making this a top secret Santa gift! Al for less than £5. What a novelty gift

Adhesive Hipster Beard

Do you want to be in the latest trend of not being trendy? Do you know someone in the office who likes to be hip but doesn't yet have the testosterone to produce anything other than bum fluff? Then this is the perfect office secret Santa gift for them! Simply peel the adhesive backing and become even more of an electronic house music-hating, mass-produced music loathing hipster in just a few seconds! Cheap, funny and under £5!

Biscuit Tin - Cookie Skyscraper

What more could you want from a biscuit tin? Apart from the ability to hold Digestive biscuits or Wagon Wheels. In which case we can't help you. Sorry.

But we think that this is a great office secret Santa gift for the Bourbon or custard cream biscuit lover. Perfect for their desk! Nom nom nom.

And yes, it's under £5