Get the drinks in - and then drugs and prostitutes.....oh no wait, they're still illegal.
Apparently, the older you get, the dirtier you get...
Dirty at 30, filthy at 40 - what next?
Your poor, poor underwear!
There really is too much month for the money you get
Time flies when you get older. Reinforce that fact!
We thnk middles ages (literally) is 30 - 50. Crisis time!
Just be glad you arent born on Leap Day
A rhyme is a rhyme, is it not?
He wants his toe back!
No they didn't, did they?
Monkey is one word to describe them
Nothing says "I Love You" than a card with a fridge printed on it.
Borderline rude, but easily passable we think
Well Cool Range
We'll write on the card stuff you stuggle to write yourself.
Do the L shape with your hand, the right hand
Better than chips? That's saying something!
It's for tight ass losers as well! Get a card!
Out of ten, i'd give you one.
This card is totally lmfao
You're ugly and you smell...
But alcohol does the job better
Which is why monkeys don't drive Ferraris
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