Cake In A Tin - Red Velvet

In every office, there is at least one person who loves to bring in as many snacks as economically possible, every single day, and eat them at their desks. It doesn't matter what the snack is; cheap crisps, cheap chocolate, Bread, biscuits, they're going to be snacking on them throughout the day! Why not get them a cheap novelty gift that they can really appreciate, with their mouths! And its less than a fiver too! The perfect office secret Santa gift

Bag Of Milk Chocolate Lucky Cats

Cat people are infamously hard to buy for. Sure you can get them a calendar covered in cats, but what are the chances of someone else getting them a calendar too? Cat people also tend to be lonely middle aged people who pretend that their cats are simply cheaper, more furry versions of their babies. Make sure that this year you get a them a novelty gift that's sure to be used and possibly take pride of place in the office - all for five pounds!

Diet Kit

With all the snacks on this list, it can be daunting when it comes to losing that extra puffy fat from all those cheap and delicious novelty gifts! Or you could just give it to the fat bird in the office and see if you can make her cry! But that would be very rude indeed, a very rude use of a novelty gift indeed! It may lose you some friends in the office too - but secret Santa gifts can be offensive too!