Breakfast Of Champions Spoon

If you want a real work out, then you should be working up from the very moment you wake up! As soon as you’re awake, you gotta starting doing those humming bird heel movements, jogging down the stairs, cleaning your teeth with weights curling up and down in your other arm. And most importantly, eating your protein filled breakfast with a weight spoon to continue your immense muscle growth as you get the day started. Working out doesn’t stop at the breakfast table, you gotta do at least 50 chin-ups on the bus with the handrails.

I’m So Ripped Sports Bottle

Are you hench? Do you rip your shirts with even the slightest of movement or flexing? Then this is the novelty gift for you! Drinking water is an important part of keeping healthy, and now instead of leaving your generic water bottle on your desk when you go to do a few reps at the photocopier, you can tell the entire office how ripped you are! This novelty gift is sure to impress all the gym rats too, in fact, I’m sure that they’re all end up being jealous of your immense novelty water bottle.

Willy Exerciser

Sometimes, it’s the muscles that people don’t see are the ones that need working out. Most people aren’t going to see your amazing quadriceps hidden in your trousers. But at the end of the day, you want everything to stay in proportion. That’s why people at the gym do legs days, isn’t it! Don’t disappoint the ladies in the bedroom, guys, make sure that all your muscles are up to scratch.

Arse/Face Towel

After a hard long workout, you have got to make sure you clean out and don’t smell, this of course means having a shower or a bath! You don’t want to be rubbing your sweaty arse crack all along your face, do you? Well with this novelty towel, you’ll never have to worry about that ever again!