Seed Tin - My Vegetables
Why eat vegetables that have come across from an entirely different country, that has burned few about twenty thousand dinosaurs worth of fuel, and then wrapped in even more oil based plastic, when you could simply go outside every day, plant, water and care for your own vegetables, and save the entire planet while you are gardening! As long as the weather permits, you can grow whatever you like! Make sure that you’re ready to sow your seeds with this Vegetable Tin Novelty gift from guesswhatiforgot!
Eat It! Wall Chart
Sick of the regular vegetables like carrots, broccoli and potatoes? Don’t even know that other vegetables exist? Then this is the novelty gift for you! From the Horned Melon, To the Mangosteen, you’re sure to find a rare fruit that you’ve probably never tasted before! Who knows, this novelty might just change your Sunday dinner gravy covered veg’s for the rest of your living life. Christmas dinner will never be the same again! (A Christmas dinner is essentially a Sunday Dinner on steroids)
Splash Chopping Board
Sometimes you can't eat the entirety of a vegetable, when that happens, that’s when it's time to whack out the novelty gifts and lay down this cool chopping board! Shaped like a tomato (OK, it’s a fruit, but for the sake of this novelty gift blog pretend that it’s a vegetable)! Simply cut away the parts of the vegetables off on top of this chopping board, and you won’t ruin your kitchen counter top! A perfect gift for those who love cooking and for those who want to learn!
Old Age Cook Book
Got all your cheap and essentially free vegetables from your garden? Grown the most exquisite specimens from the novelty gift Eat It Wall Chart? Cut them all up on your novelty chopping board? Now it's time to stick them all together and make something with them! Stick them in a stew, maybe combine them with some sort of carbs like bread or rice! Who knows what you’ll be able to create with this novelty cook book, but we can guarantee you’ll be able to eat the meals without any teeth!