5. Office Olympics

Get bored writing blogs and building spreadsheets in the office all day every day? TPS reports can get very dull after a while, which is why you need to introduce a new form of entertainment into the office (that isn’t browsing the internet to look at cute videos of cats all day). In this book you’re going to find a number of activities to fight against your workmates in a series of games to become the office Olympic champion, can you get gold? Perfect for the office secret Santa present.

4. Pot Noodle Bowl

As is with the rules of nature, there is going to be at least one person who think its a great idea to stink up the watering hole with a king-sized pot noodle. Noodles are great for when you’re in a rush, and can’t really be bothered to cook or make any sandwiches at home, and don’t want to go searching throughout town to find a meal deal that’s under £5.

3. Anti-Sarcasm Spray

Sarcasm in the office can be a toxic and deadly thing in the office, it can create the most bitter of rivals, and is the main reason for office fall-outs. No worries, we have the solution to this possibly worldwide problem. This anti Sarcasm spray is pretty much just a placebo, but if you’re lucky, it might have some sort of Pavlovian effect on those who you spray it on, making them less sarcastic every time you spray them! A truly sarcastic secret Santa present.

2. Bike Mug – Born to ride

Every office has a cyclist. The one who refuses to give into the corporate greed that is the car industry, and doesn’t want to be hassled with the general mess that is public transport. And that’s fine! As long as you don’t catch them flying through green lights on the way home, cutting people up, and just being a general nuisance that dressed up in Lycra and spends £200 on a helmet that makes them 4% more aerodynamic. On that note, i’m pretty sure this mug is slightly more aerodynamic than most, we can sure throw them faster and harder when we come across annoying cyclists!

1. Shortest Ever break Mug

Are you the secret Santa to a lazy bone who spends too much time on their breaks? Taking the smallest of sips possible of their favourite hot beverage to elongate the break further? Then this is the gift to get! This isn’t no normal mug, it's a novelty mug! The secret to this break busting mug is that the bottom of the mug is pretty much at the top! Give you about a 1/10th of a normal mugs volume! You’ll never have to worry about a biscuit breaking off and falling into this mug, and the chances are a wafery digestive biscuit could easily soak up its contents!