4. Name A Star

When the title for "Revenge of the Sith" was announced back in early 2003, many people found themselves snickering over the name, as after being disappointed by the first two prequels, they couldn’t help but expect another barrage of childhood ruining film making from Lucas. From then on, Revenge of the Sith was known as Revenge of the Shit.

This was a bad analogy, but what we're saying is that if you are going to name a star, make sure that you can’t make a rude out of it with the help of an anagram, you don’t want people calling your very own gas giant something cheap and rude!

3. Darth Vader Mood Lamp

Ever wanted the Dark Lord himself staring at you as you gently drift off to sleep? The same man who committed mass genocide of the people of Alderaan, countless murders, including his very own teacher, burglary, unauthorized breaking and entering, tortured people, and kidnapped and falsely imprisoned people? If the answer is yes, then this is the cheap novelty gift for you!

2. BBQ Sword

Want to swing around a real sabre? Then this is the novelty gift to get! This Sword doesn’t have a sharp edge, but it certainly has the very pointy tips, perfect for stabbing sausages ready for grilling!

1. Star Wars R2-D2 Desk Vacuum

Ever wish you could keep your favourite fictional robot sidekick by your side at all time? Well, with this little novelty, he can hang around with you at work! Not only does he sit there and look good, but he also helps out around the office too! With his built-in hoover, you won't have to have the cleaners around much longer!