5. Arse Face Soap
Got someone who just can't stop talking shit in the office? Stirring up rumours and just generally lying all the time, and getting away with it? Then maybe they can’t tell the difference between their face and their arse! If you do know someone who suffers this problem, then there are very few cures, one is to tell them directly to their face, but this can be difficult as it can be hard to tell the difference between their face and their arse if they are constantly spewing shit, or you can get them this wonderful naughty cheap novelty gift! This way, they can determine for themselves which is their face and which is their arse! And it’s less than a fiver! Right inside your Secret Santa gift budget!
4. Gentleman's Ball Scratcher
Do you or know a friend who is constantly scratching their balls? This is a perfectly OK practice if you work outdoors using hot and heavy equipment to do your job, it is not acceptable however if you work at any other job. No one wants to be using anything that’s covered in your ball sweat, that includes office equipment such as stationary, keyboards, mice and other such items, but it's especially worse if you work with food, no one wants to eat your ball sweat. That’s just plain rude, The solution? A cheap novelty gift, of course! The gentleman’s ball scratcher is exactly that, a clean and safe way to scratch your balls without having to do the fancy leg dance! The best part? It’s cheap!
3.Willy Warmer
With the Christmas stuck pretty much at the start of winter, it can get rather chilly outside! This means that you have to turn on the heating, or wrap yourself up in lots of layers of clothing! But what kind of freak would wear the pairs of underwear? That’s two pairs of boxers you’ll have to wash, and that’s not cheap! What is cheap however is a little willy warmer for your little willy! And it's less than a fiver! Maybe put it on your secret Santa wish list if it’s not too rude.
2. SEXY ADVENT CALENDAR
It seems like all the best holidays come at the end of the year, all starting with Halloween, It seems like all the best holidays come at the end of the year, all starting with Halloween in October, bonfire night in November, and then Christmas and new year's in December! After that you get Easter which lands on any which month because of the moon or something, the point is, a calendar is a great gift to get someone at the end of the year! This calendar, though, is special, it can be used every single day of every single year! (except for leap years)!
1. Wank wipes
Know someone who just can't stop wanking? It could be you, your dad, your granddad, your son or even your boss! Every single man that you’ve met that is over the age of 13 will highly appreciate this gift, as they’re all complete wankers. the best part is, this novelty gift is only £3.99, that’s cheaper than a box of Kleenex! The perfect rude secret Santa gift, in our eye anyway.