It's that time of year to make your bits look tasty, and at under five pounds it's very cheap compared with taking your loved one for a meal out. A novelty Christmas lunch if ever I saw one.

If you don't see your loved one this Christmas, he could make good use of this ideal rude novelty gift. This makes an ideal secret Santa gift for that sad, lonely colleague who spends half his day in the loo.

Usually bought as a stocking filler, or extra Birthday present for a laugh. However, this is not just a cheap rude novelty gift, it's a fully working minty mouth freshener, all for well under a fiver.

Christmas can be a stressful time. What better way to relieve that stress than boobs that double up as a stress reliever. An ideal novelty stocking, or secret Santa gifts for your boob obsessed workmate without having to exceed that annoying £5 spending limit.

This novelty gift has it all. Made from the finest durum wheat, this cheap meal will certainly be the talking point of your dinner guests. This ideal stocking filler or Birthday present actually increases in size when cooked! An excellent rude gift and all for under five pounds.