- The Facebooks Addicts Survival Guide
Is Facebook killing your relationship? Not enjoying your love life because you’re both glued to the screen, looking at your “friends” beach pics and baby photos? Well, it may or may not come as a surprise to you, but some people have even been killed over Facebook incidents, many because they unfriended someone, and many because they changed their relationship status to single, without their partner knowing!
Hopefully with the help of this book, and a little therapy you might be able to pull your fraying relationship back together!
- Fine Tins – Facebook Addict
If you know anyone who’s stuck to their phone, constantly swiping up and down to see if there’s absolutely anything new on their Facebook feed, then they probably need one of these.
Using pavalovian training, you can stop even the most hardcore of Facebook fans to stop talking about it, obsessing over it and hopefuly stop using it full stop!
Here are the following punishments
- Mentioning Facebook – 20p
- Posting pointless updates nobody cares about – 50p
- Ranting/Posting embarrassing stories that should not be shared – £1
And before you know it, you’ll have saved enough to buy yourself a couple of freddo frogs! (unless you’re from the future, where you can only get one for the same price)_
- Like Mug – Tea & Coffee
Tea and coffee is the two famous drinks that everyone has in their homes, whether they like it or not! The hot drinks industry is worth billions in the UK alone! Show your appreciation for the hot drinks with out “like” tea and coffee mugs!
- Cheeky Titles – Facebook Friends
Do you know someone with over a thousand Facebook friends? Well according to scientific research that’s pretty much impossible for any human to keep up that many friendships all at once. It’s evolutionary! Only in the past 3000 years have humans been moving into bigger settlements such as cities, and even then you only stay friends with a handful of people, 10 close friends, and then 40 others you would consider a friend!
- Like Foam Hand
Before statuses, people had to go up to one another and talk to each other to explain what they had did that day, be it they took a photo of their child, a recipe that they had just cooked, or whatever blabbering nonsense about their imaginary farm. And now if this situation ever comes to you (as if you ever go outside and socialise with real people) you can tell them whether you dislike their story with a thumbs up or thumbs down, and an expressionless face.
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