5. Conundrum Wine Decanter

Ah, the Eiffel Tower, a pinnacle landmark of France, and even Paris itself! What else is great about France? It's wine, of course! One thing that many of us English folk don't do is aerate our wine! This fancy decanter not only looks like a tower, but it also aerates the wine, bring out the win's fine taste and flavours! We can't promise it making a cheap Asda price vinegar tasting like a 1990 special mountain harvest, though!

4. Samurai Knife Set

Just like the Eiffel Tower, for some reason, the French like their bread tall! Of course, you may have heard of this phenomenon before, as many call it a "baguette". These strange pieces of bread don't come pre-sliced, have a really large crust, and won't fit in your lunch box at lunchtime! How can you make this crazy long piece of bread edible? By chopping it up into smaller pieces, of course! But to do that, you'll need a bread knife, and luckily for you, the Samurai Knife set includes a bread knife, designed for cutting up bread!

3. Mustache Set

French people sure do love their body hair! The women have sprouts of it growing from out of their armpits, and the men have it growing above their upper lip! Fancy a moustache but don't want to wait or look like a complete tit for a few months, then these stylish moustaches are for you! Simply stick them onto your lip whenever you want, and rip them back off when you're done!

2. Gentleman's Wine Bar Set

Did you know the French consume 60 litres of wine per person a year, which is more than any other country in the world? Red accounts for 60% of French supermarket wine sales, compared with 15% for white and 25% for rose. With such an incredible consumption of wine, then surely they need the tools to get into them! No worries, we here at guesswhatiforgot can provide the tools for the job, and store it nice and neatly with this novelty gift!

1. Instant French Accent Spray

Has this list full of French facts and novelty gifts convinced you to become a French person? All you really need to become a french person is a beret, a ring of garlic, a rude attitude and a French accent! We can't send you any garlic, but we certainly can give you a french accent with this amazing novelty gift! Before you know it, you'll be Hon hon honing all the way to the cheese and wine store!