Gives after dinner mints a whole new meaning
How long will a tin of mints last you.......
Stamp all the bullshit out
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit apparently...
Make the most of your bald head with this fantastic Baldy Buffer
No more penis breath!
It all looks so innocent to begin with...
Get your minty fresh breath back
A whopping 15cm candy practice willy
A bra for the woman that hates to cook but loves to see a man eat
A posing pouch for men who hate to cook, but love to see a woman eat
No longer do you have to polish your shoes for a glimpse
For Life's "little" Emergencies
Warning! You might get a slap if you take this product seriously. But then you might get lucky!
A brilliantly easy way to make cock cake, or a cockice
A pack of 3 individually wrapped glow in the dark cock rings
One of the hottest Chillis in the world
Everyone has a grumpy old git in their family
A mug for a grumpy old git
New socks for the grumpy git!
Honk If You're Horny
Just add a hot drink, and the mug will deliver the damage.
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