It doesn't really smell of sweaty minge
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Yes, we're very proud to be stocking the latest products of the official Wankee Candle range. Only available at selected stockists. Not because we've been selected, but because only a few dare to stock them.
There is one thing we need to point out. Nobody has had the unfortunate job of testing what the average sweaty minge smells like to make this wax candle make a gone of minge smell when lit. It is vanilla scented. Not that the recipient will know that, of course.
Rude Novelty Candles - Sweaty Minge Product Features:
Rude Novelty Candle - Mixed Wild Berries fragrance
Estimated burning time: 18 - 20 hours of fragrance
Candle Size: 6 x 9cm
If you order before 4pm on a working day, your order will be dispatched the same working day. If ordered after 4pm on any day, your order will be dispatched the next working day. Working days are Monday-Fridays, excluding Bank Holidays. Below are your exciting delivery options and their prices:
Royal Mail 24 will usually get to you the next working day after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). It will be at your door for the princely fee of £3.99.
Royal Mail 48 is for those of you who have ordered with plenty of time to spare. Well done you, and to reward you, your postage and packaging is just £2.99, and will be with you on 2 working days after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). And let's not forget, if you spend over £40, then we will give you free shipping. It pays to be organised.
For those of you who are very last minute, we have the Guaranteed Next Day Delivery service. Order before 3pm on a working day, and your order will be with you the next working day (read below for personalised gifts). Orders received after 3pm will be dispatched on the next available working day. Being not so organised can be exciting, but also costly - this service will cost a competitive £8.99.
Personalised gifts are subject to lead times. During quieter times, this is typically 1-3 days, but if it's near Christmas, for example, please be advised that lead times can go to 3- 5 days before dispatch. Once dispatched, your order will be received depending on which delivery service you chose.
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