Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit apparently...
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Some will say sarcasm is the low of the low. It can be both cutting and belittling. But we think puns are the lowest form of wit, and that sarcasm, used in the right way, can be devishly entertaining. However, some people are sarcastic because they can't be funny, so this spray is for them. The people who think snide, sarcastic comments are funny and entertaining. We'd like to spray thos people in the eyes, not the mouth.
Anti-Sarcasm Spray Product Features:
Decorative spray can
Minty mouth freshener. Please do not spray in your eyes otherwise you'll have to read the boring instructions on the tin about what to do. Something about warm water blah blah blah
Product Dimensions: 8cm in height, 2cm in diameter
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Royal Mail 24 will usually get to you the next working day after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). It will be at your door for the princely fee of £3.99.
Royal Mail 48 is for those of you who have ordered with plenty of time to spare. Well done you, and to reward you, your postage and packaging is just £2.99, and will be with you on 2 working days after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). And let's not forget, if you spend over £40, then we will give you free shipping. It pays to be organised.
For those of you who are very last minute, we have the Guaranteed Next Day Delivery service. Order before 3pm on a working day, and your order will be with you the next working day (read below for personalised gifts). Orders received after 3pm will be dispatched on the next available working day. Being not so organised can be exciting, but also costly - this service will cost a competitive £8.99.
Personalised gifts are subject to lead times. During quieter times, this is typically 1-3 days, but if it's near Christmas, for example, please be advised that lead times can go to 3- 5 days before dispatch. Once dispatched, your order will be received depending on which delivery service you chose.
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