5. Drumstick Pencils

Ratatat-tat! we've all been there at one point, completely bored and out of ones mind while trying to think and pass the time! Sure, you find it infuriatingly annoying when it's someone else is tapping, but it's perfectly OK when you do it, isn't it? If you want to become the boredom tapper champion, then you're going to need the tools for the job! These cheap novelty drums sticks are sure to not only help you when you require to write down some important notes or draw a pretty picture, but they can also help you out when you're bored too! All for less than a fiver!

4. Extending Back Scratcher

DOnt have any friends or family who are willing to scratch your back, or do they simply not exist at all? No worries, this cheap novelty gift can take their place, and you don't even have to pretend that you like it! (although we're pretty sure anyone with an itchy back is going to enjoy this novelty gift)!

3. Five Hundred Pound Saver

Want a novelty gift that could potentially save about 500 pounds every single year? Then this is the novelty gift for you! If you follow these simple rules, you'll be well on your way to a £500! Simply put in £1 every single weekday into the tin, and put in £2 on every single weekend day! Before you know it, the tin will be full, and you'll have £500, to spare! Imagine the things you could buy! 100 cheap novelty gifts under £5, a used car, or maybe even a Christmas fund!

2. I Doughnut Give a Shit - Emoji Mug

Don't give a shit? Want to tell the world every time you have a hot drink at work or at home? Then this is the cheap novelty mug for you! What other mug could really show off what a rebellious person you are?

1. Play That Tune!

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