Rude Birthday Cards For Men - Aren't Birthday cards so boring! Stupid jokes, Well over-priced, stupid verses that you would never, ever write yourself - and all this effort for a piece of paper! Well we have re-invented them. We don't do lovey-dovey. We do insulting, crude, rude and toe-curling embarrasing. For those of you who are easily offended, **** off to another website (only joking, we do nice cards too - but they are a bit boring).