Birthday Greeting Cards For Men -
Get the drinks in - and then drugs and prostitutes.....oh no wait, they're still illegal.
Apparently, the older you get, the dirtier you get...
Dirty at 30, filthy at 40 - what next?
Just be glad you arent born on Leap Day
Get your stirring spoon out
No they didn't, did they?
Monkey is one word to describe them
Borderline rude, but easily passable we think
It's easier to say by card, isn't it?
You're the cheese on my Doritos
Do the L shape with your hand, the right hand
Out of ten, i'd give you one.
How many dads can you have
You're ugly and you smell...
Which is why monkeys don't drive Ferraris
We all know you are gay!
Nobody is perfect, except for me!
But seriously you are incredibly tiny
With age comes wisom, but also a lack of time...
Yoo 'ave to speek like a sarf landaner geezer
The old excuses are the best...
Nobody likes suprises anyway, do they?
Let's face it, why pretend you liked everybody who's leaving?
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