The Odd Squad's Guide to Poo
  • The Odd Squad's Guide to Poo

The Odd Squad's Guide to Poo

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Poo, simple but fascinating

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The Odd Squad's Guide to Poo

It truly is a guide to poo. It covers everything from how poo changes as you get older to the different types of poo a man can experience. Ranging from Ther Cumberland Sausage to The Klingon. The perfect rude book that would make a great secret Santa gift or stocking filler for someone who has a fascination with poo. We all have that friend. And they are going to love this.

The Odd Squad's Guide to Poo Product Features:

Paper back book

Over 100 pages to cover everything involving poo

BOX6649/E1
3 Items

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