- Grater Paper
Toilet paper is something that most of us use every single day, and to be quite honest its rather boring, it always seems to come in 3 shades of white, and at its best is 3ply and has little Labrador puppies on them. That’s where we come in, this list is dedicated to not only funny novelty toilet paper, but also useful ones too!
For instance, our grater paper toilet paper, anyone in their right mind would never ever use grater paper, and it’s certain to make a few people laugh at the office or in the shared flat
- Sudoku
Sitting on the toilet is pretty boring, it’s just waiting for the already eaten food to fall out of you!
In the old days, people used to bring newspaper into the bathroom with them, something to occupy themselves when they were doing their business, but as time has passed and technology has taken over, many people are now playing angry birds instead, or spending thousands on Candy Crush.
Problem is, what are you going to do when your battery dies? Or you just forget to bring your phone in with you? Well, that’s where the soduko toilet roll comes in!
- Loo Laughs
Some people find poo, really, hilarious.
Be it skid marks left at the bottom of the bowl, or floaters that refuse to flush, some people just find potty humour the funniest thing around
If your humour is a little more highbrow, then maybe you should take a look at our loo laughs toilet paper!
On every single page there’s a different joke to laugh at! And who knows, maybe laughing might push that constipated poo out!
- Glow in the dark Toilet Paper
We’re all heard the horror stories. A lonely woman enters her bathroom to only find out that the bulb has blown, and that she really needs a shit. She decided to take the shit before changing the lightbulb! And when she wiped (dun dun dun!) she has poo all over her fingers and under her nails.
Don’t take that risk, no one likes pooey fingers, especially when you don’t even know, and you wipe it on your bedroom sheets when you come back into the room.
- Emergency Toilet Roll
There’s nothing worse than going to the toilet, doing your business and only then finding out that there’s no toilet paper. At this point in your life, you have to make an important decision, do you walk awkwardly to the supermarket and grab some there? Or do you turn on the shower and use it like a bidet? Or even maybe using tissue paper, and upon flushing watch all the water slowly climb up the bowl and over the edge, spilling shit all over your tiled bathroom floor.