5. Chocoholics Emergency Bag

Milk is liquid that brings life to all the mammals on earth, from humans, to kangaroos, and even platypuses, every single one produces milk in some form! So when some clever clogs (probably a mister Cadbury or mister mars) thought of putting milk in with chocolate, it became an instant classic, and the sweet treat that everyone loves today! Problem is, chocolate is the main source of lactose for many people, so if they run out, they may have some sort of lactose related llness! Never feat, with this cheap novelty gift, you’ll never have to worry about chocolate related emergencies ever again!

4. Moo Bands

There are hundreds of different ways a rubber band can be used! Need to keep your hair back? Use it as a hair tie! Want to remove some incriminating evidence written down with a pencil? Rub it away with a rubber band! Want to improve your finger strength without paying out for some expensive gadget? Use a cheap and simple Rubber band! Want to get back at your enemies but want to use cheap and effective weapon? Stick your rubber band in a stick, and fire away! The point is, rubber band are amazing, and they’re even more amazing when they turn into the shape of a cow

3. Breakfast To Go

Are you busy person, so busy that you don’t have the time to eat the breakfast you’ve ever so carefully prepared yourself! Don’t worry, simply buy this cheap novelty gift! Inside, you’ll find a compartment for storing your milk, cereal, and a plastic spoon for eating it all down! You don’t have to use cereal and milk though, you could go for rice and some sweet and sour sauce, maybe sherbet and some cheap dipping sweets!

2. Vintage Milk Bottle

Remember when milkmen used to be a thing? The soft hum of the battery power motor, the clinking of the glasses, and the bright coloured crates and fresh juices? Relive those precious memories with this one litre (1.75975 pints) glass bottle! Fasten it with its fancy top, and enjoy your milk in a vintage style!

1. Moo Moo Milk Jug

What more could you want from a milk jug? Firstly, it can hold a pretty large amount of milk, enough to provide for the majority of the family’s cereal and drinking supplies for an entire morning! Its also made from ceramics, so you’ll never have to worry about the jug falling apart from simply holding too much milk!