5. Personalised - Vodka and Red Bull Gift Set
Ah, the classic Irishman's dilemma, do you eat the potato, or do you let it ferment and drink it instead? don't worry, with this novelty gift, you don't have to ferment the potato yourself, the vodka comes in a miniature bottle ready to drink! Not only do you get a pretty great cocktail ready to go (designed to make you as unhydrated as possible) but you also get your very own glass to drink out of, with your very own message too! A great novelty drink for those who love a good drink!
4. Suitcase For Really Short Holiday - Lunch Box
Ever wanted to be able to transport your potatoes without shining them into direct sunlight or bruising them from accidental banging? then this is the novelty gift for you! No only will your breakfast, lunch and dinner potatoes be protected from accidental damage, but they're stored in a bright green tin! Let everyone know that you're a proud Irishman with this novelty gift!
3. Desktop Putting
Ireland, has somehow spewed out many of the greatest golf players in the world! With the likes of Darren Clarke, Fred Daly, Eammon Darcy, Christy O'Connor's and even recently Rory Mcllroy! Who knows why they're so good, but maybe it's because golf courses have their greens, and the Irish sure love their green things (even calling themselves the "Emerald Isles!"
2. Christmas Jumper - Elf
The legend is said, that to avoid being pinched by Leprechauns, you have to wear green to make yourself invisible to them! Nowadays, people are the ones pinching one another in an annoying tradition! We don't really sell that many novelty clothes here at guesswhatiforgot, but instead in its place, here's a green novelty Christmas jumper instead!
1. USB Desk Fan
After a hard day drinking, it's time to sit back, sip some water, take some paracetamol and cool yourself down! A hangover is basically just one big hangover! Something that every paddy will know very well (although, they may have built up an immunity!) Make sure you don't sweat out any more precious liquid water and keep hydrated!