5. Sweet Hearts Ducks Gift Bags
“Ay up me duck” would be the phrase if you entered your home to your wonderful partner if you lived in Nottingham, why? Because ducks are very cute and special animals! They pretty much are the alpha animals on earth. Ducks can walk on dry land, they can swim in the water, and they can fly in the air! Truly, ducks are the greatest animal on planet earth, and its why the people of Nottingham call each other “duck”. Now you can give each other ducks too, in the form on cheap novelty gifts!
4. The Rubber Duck
Rubber ducks are a very popular form of gift duck, they float just like the right thing, and they can spray water at people (all the real duck can do is nip your feet for more bread and rudely poo on your shoes if you don’t give them that cheap own brand bread). But this rubber duck is special, as its actually a rubber! That’s right, with this amazing rubber, you can rub away even the most of important documents that have been written with a graphite pencil, what an amazing creation!
3. Knitted Snuggle Hottie – Duck
When it comes to winter, ducks have once again outsmarted us. Instead of growing more feathers, or trying to sleep through the winter, they’ve all had the genius idea of flying to another country and staying where its warmer until the winter passes! Some humans do this too, but they tend to be elderly and understand how wise ducks truly are! Old people also use the gift of flight that is the modern aeroplane, they even get fed cheap food if they pay a little more! If you’re not elderly or don’t feel like flying, you can bring the warm to you with this knitted snuggle hottie Duck!
2. Duckling Watering Can
“Like a duck to water” is the famous idiom, Ducks jt absolutely love water, they eat there, they find their mates there, they swim there, and they wait for children bearing cheap old nasty bread there! Basically, where there’s a duck, there’s water! Hence why we made this novelty watering can into the shape of a duck, we was inspired! This little ducking though spits water out of its beak, and it made from solid metal, so unless you know any cyborg ducks, this is going to be the only novelty gift of its type!
1. Duck with a dick
Fancy something a little ruder? Well fuck a duck, its a duck with a dick! This naughty little ducky cant help himself and refuses to put his disproportionate dick away! This is sure one Rude and cheap novelty gift thats sure to amuse even the grumpiest of people!