5. Banana Stress Reliever

Want a gift under £5 that could potentially save you job, marriage and family relationships? This magical little banana could do all that! Whenever you start to feel stressed, simply just whip out your banana and start squeezing! No need to shout at your spouse or daydream about your boss being rudely mutilated any longer! It's not healthy to repress your emotions, take it out on this banana! £5 well spent we think? Cheaper than counselors.

4. Bath Basketball

Are you the type of person who gets really, really bored in the bath? Reading off the labels of your shampoo and trying to figure out what makes the shampoo smell like lemons and go all foamy when you press it against your skull? If you are, then worry no longer, as now you have an actual activity to play! Combining the highly popular sport of basketball, and Britain second favourite way of washing, we have created bathketball! Simply stick the basket onto the tiles of your bathroom and try to shoot some hoops! The balls included float too, so you wont have to try and fish the balls back in the endless foamyness of the tub!

3. Genie Head Massager

Ever looked at an egg whisk and thought to yourself "I wonder if that egg whisk can give me amazing spine tingling shudders or pure ecstasy?" No? That's pretty normal, but in fact, this robotic spider-esque massager really can do that for you! And it doesn't just work on humans, it also works on dogs too! All for a fiver. Chuffin' 'ell.

2. Fake Lottery Scratch Cards

Want to make someones day, and then almost instantaneously ruin it for them a few moments later? Yes? Then this is the cheap novelty gift for you! For £1.99 (you can buy three for five pounds), you can prank anyone gullible enough to scratch off the ticket, and make them think that they've won the jack pot! Although, once they do realise they haven't won, we do recommend running, some people don't take this gag gift too well!

1. For The Man Who Always Wanted A Big One

Know someone with a little one? Do they want to up-grade to a milk chocolate big one? Then this is the gift for you! With this cheeky little gift, you can call imply that someone has a tiny cock, and for less than £5! What else would you want from a cheap novelty gift?