Birthday Greeting Cards For Women -
Get the drinks in - and then drugs and prostitutes.....oh no wait, they're still illegal.
Apparently, the older you get, the dirtier you get...
Dirty at 30, filthy at 40 - what next?
Just be glad you arent born on Leap Day
No they didn't, did they?
Monkey is one word to describe them
Borderline rude, but easily passable we think
We'll write on the card stuff you stuggle to write yourself.
It's easier to say by card, isn't it?
Do the L shape with your hand, the right hand
Sweeten them up, then ask the question
Out of ten, i'd give you one.
You're ugly and you smell...
Which is why monkeys don't drive Ferraris
We all know you are gay!
Nobody is perfect, except for me!
With age comes wisom, but also a lack of time...
Yoo 'ave to speek like a sarf landaner geezer
The old excuses are the best...
Nobody likes suprises anyway, do they?
Let's face it, why pretend you liked everybody who's leaving?
Terms and conditions apply...
Always expect the worst. An optimist is always disapointed
They'll only waste it, so don't get too jealous!
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