Looking to spice up your love life this Valentine’s Day? Well look no further! We here at Guesswhatiforgot have gone and translated the ancient Indian Sanskrit text, the world-famous Kama Sutra, the ultimate guide to foreplay, intimacy, emotional fulfilment but most important sex positions, and have converted them in a range of cheap novelty gifts for your pleasure!

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

This pack of 52 cards simplifies the Kama Sutra into more of a lewd, easy to understand version of the version by placing a different sex position on each of the cards! Not only is this a full and proper deck you can play your normal cards in, but you might also just get some inspiration whilst dealing them out and screaming SNAP! Become a sex god with these Kama Sutra playing cards, and at £4.99, you will not break the bank!

Gummy Kama Sutra

Did you know that your average round of friction fun-time under the covers lasting 23 minutes burns over a hundred calories! That’s a small pack of gummy treats! And would you know it, guesswhatiforgot has the perfect treat to help you get back up and energized for your next round of rumpy pumpy. Featuring a varying different number of positions, you might just find the moves you made from the novelty cards above are ready to eat in candy form post-coitus!