An ewer is an ornamental flower holder thingy...
It's the acceptable middle-class thing to do these days
Nee naw nee naw
Don't worry, we all eat our lunches an hour early too
No need to sit on the pavement to get your money anymore!
For secret naughty stuff
Wave the white flag, surrender your diet!
Tea? Coffee? Whatev.
Screw work! Too many things to do!
In one's opion of course!
Stop chasing the soap around the sink!
A fridge magnet for secret eaters.
If you have any friends, that is!
Pin number please....Well, it was worth a go
No more sitting in front of the television with a tray! Family time at the table!
Perfect for life's little dramas
An appreciation for dry wit and sarcasm a must
To stop nicking them from Argos
Feeling a bit shittea? Or is it Shit tea?
Perfect for storing the random crap scattered around your home
Also handy for general garden tieing. Whatever floats your boat...
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