Warning Cards - Smell Like A Prostitute

The world is a hazardous place people, which is why we stock cards that give a warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "I was going to buy you some of that perfume you use but then i remembered it makes you smell like a prostitute." 

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
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