Warning Cards - Lovely Wank

The world is a hazardous place people, which is why we stock cards that give a warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate with a lovely wank? Have a good one." 

Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster