Old Age Ear Trumpet

The older we get, the worse our hearing becomes. Some say it's due to old age, others say it's clever selectivity bought about by years of experience. If it's the first, we can now proudly introduce the Portable Ear Trumpet. Blocks out most background noise using the latest technology (info on this yet to be released). Also doubles up as an emergency toilet. Just hold the small hole closed with your fingers until the nearest drain can be found. 

Old Age - Ear Trumpet Product Features:

Also can be used in emergecies as a urine holder

Product Dimensions: 20 x cm

Packaged Dimensions: 12.5 x 21 x 2cm