Mystic 8 Ball

We asked it a question. Would England ever win another World Cup? It replied, "Are you kidding?". So we've taken it to be fairly accurate at predictions. Once you have used it a few times, you can keep it for when you need to make a decision. It also doubles as a paperweight, and as it looks like a giant 8 ball from a pool table, its oddly cool.

It answers with the following phrases - A Definite Yes, I Have My Doubts, You Will Have To Wait, Looking Good, Probably, Outlook So So, Don't Bet On It, Too Early To Predict, Who Knows, Absolutely, Absolutely Not, Go For It, You Can Count On It, Not Now, Forget About It, Looks Good To Me, Have My Doubts, Are You Kidding, Yes In Due Time, My Sources Say No, Yes

Mystic 8 Ball Novelty Gift Features:

We wouldn't base all our decision making on it, but it doubles up as a good paper weight
Magic 8 Ball Dimensions: 9cm Diameter
Novelty Gift Packaged Dimensions: 10 x 13 x 10cm