Magnetic Bookmark - Fuck Off I'm Reading

This delightful bookmark reads, "FUCK OFF I'M READING. SERIOUSLY, OFF YOU FUCK!" on both sides. It's even in capital letters and colourful font to drive the point home. Nobody wants to be the person who can't think of anything to do themselves, so starts annoying those enjoying themselves quietly.

Magnetic Bookmark - Fuck Off I'm Reading Product Features:

Erm, it's magnetic.

Helps keep your books crease-free

Packaged Dimensions: 15 x 5cm