Inflatable Cock Fighting

The aim of this game is very easy. Velcro up see who has the strongest pork sword swinging action. All you need to do to win is swing your massive appendage until the contact of your cock on the other persons leads them to becoming infertile* due their pork sword falling off (velcro coming undone)

*infertility is not caused by this game. We were just joshin'. You're not fighting with your real custard chuckers, are you? Well, you shouldn't be.

Inflatable Cock Fighting Product Features:

Includes two inflatable cocks that infalte to roughly 50cm in size
Attach to belt via Velcro
For up to two players, more if you're willing to whip out your real one