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For Wiping Up and Bum Flicking - Tea Towel

For Wiping Up and Bum Flicking - Tea Towel

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For Wiping Up and Bum Flicking - Tea Towel

There are three uses for a tea towel. One, however, is a tad unhygenic. And that is fly squatting. It's not the best thing to have fly guts on your towel that you're about to wipe clean dishes with! The other two uses are wiping up (obviously) and bum flicking. We advise, to get the best flick, to grab a corner of the towel, spin it numerous times in one direction until it's all twisted, and then flick. Ultimate bum damage has been caused!

 

For Wiping Up and Bum Flicking - Tea Towel Product Features:

Manufactured in the UK and is 100% cotton

Printed on one side. reverse side is plain white

Product Dimensions: 51 x 79cm

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