Fart Extinguisher

We have now released the Fart Extinguisher - the product with advanced technology in covering up bad farts, and extinguishing them. Covers up to 99.99% of farts (we're still working on follow through's) by using superior technology and "Garden Melody" scented fragrance liquid. Identify source of odour and spray vigorously - extinguish those bad farts now!

Fart Extinguisher Product Features:

Please don't attempt to spray this on real fires
Hand pump spray holding 100ml of fragrance
If it gets in your eyes, hit the person who did it, then rinse with hot water etc. You know the drill
Packaged Dimensions: 5cm x 16cm x 5cm