Christmas Warning - I Hope That Santa Brings You Everything

Christmas is a hazardous time people, which is why we stock cards that give a festive warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "I hope that Santa brings you everything you want for Christmas. (Failing that, you should try dildosforsluts.com, they've got loads of good ones.)"

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster