Board Silly - A Good Birthday Is Like Bum Sex

These clever cards are designed like those old cafe boards, but contain some offensive, witty and downright funny messages. Spelt on this board is, "A GOOD BIRTHDAY IS LIKE BUM SEX. EXCITING. NOT ENTIRELY WHAT YOU EXPECTED. PAINFUL IN THE MORNING."

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster