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Tarnished Tales, and Vulgar Verse

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Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Humpty Dumpty

Warning: These rhymes are definetly not nursery. A tarnished tale with a cheeky twist. Humpty Dumpty as you have never read before.

Humpty Dumpty,

Sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty,

Had a great fall.

All the kings horses

And all the kings men,

Said "Fuck him,

He's only an egg"
5" x 7" 
Complete with white envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster 

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Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Humpty Dumpty

Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Humpty Dumpty

Tarnished Tales, and Vulgar Verse

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