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Profanity Pen - Fuck This Shit

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Profanity Pen - Fuck This Shit

Looking for a pen that really expresses how you're feeling? Sure, you could go for the traditional novelty pen and watch a beautiful ladies bikini drop off, or instead, you can get a pen that says "Fuck This Shit".

We think it would make a great office or rude secret Santa gift!

Profanity Pen - Fuck This Shit Pen Features:

Writes in black

Standard pen size

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Profanity Pen - Fuck This Shit

Profanity Pen - Fuck This Shit

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