For those people who don't the difference between their face and their penis
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Unless you're some sort of degenerate, you're not going to want to rub the sweat and pubic hair off your groin and genitals all over your face, and without this towel, you very well maybe doing this without even knowing! Thousands of people suffer every single day, essentially rubbing their own junk into their own face! Yes, you've technically just washed yourself, but one missed bit of will dirt and it's going in your hair.
Now you have the chance to help fight this extremely needy cause! Your father, your borther, and even your very own child maybe rubbing their dick bits into their face, and they don't even know it's happening!
Dick Face Towel Product Features:
Can be machine washed on a cool setting
100% cotton - nice and soft for the ballbag
Measures: 62 x 120cm
If you order before 4pm on a working day, your order will be dispatched the same working day. If ordered after 4pm on any day, your order will be dispatched the next working day. Working days are Monday-Fridays, excluding Bank Holidays. Below are your exciting delivery options and their prices:
Royal Mail 24 will usually get to you the next working day after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). It will be at your door for the princely fee of £3.99.
Royal Mail 48 is for those of you who have ordered with plenty of time to spare. Well done you, and to reward you, your postage and packaging is just £2.99, and will be with you on 2 working days after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). And let's not forget, if you spend over £40, then we will give you free shipping. It pays to be organised.
For those of you who are very last minute, we have the Guaranteed Next Day Delivery service. Order before 3pm on a working day, and your order will be with you the next working day (read below for personalised gifts). Orders received after 3pm will be dispatched on the next available working day. Being not so organised can be exciting, but also costly - this service will cost a competitive £8.99.
Personalised gifts are subject to lead times. During quieter times, this is typically 1-3 days, but if it's near Christmas, for example, please be advised that lead times can go to 3- 5 days before dispatch. Once dispatched, your order will be received depending on which delivery service you chose.
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