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Christmas Warning - I Hope That Santa Brings You Everything

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Christmas Warning - I Hope That Santa Brings You Everything

Christmas is a hazardous time people, which is why we stock cards that give a festive warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "I hope that Santa brings you everything you want for Christmas. (Failing that, you should try dildosforsluts.com, they've got loads of good ones.)"

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster 

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Christmas Warning - I Hope That Santa Brings You Everything

Christmas Warning - I Hope That Santa Brings You Everything

Part Of The Popular Warning Christmas Range

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    Everything You Need To Know To Get Your Novelty Gift Delivered

    If you order before 4pm on a working day, your order will be dispatched the same working day. If ordered after 4pm on any day, your order will be dispatched the next working day. Working days are Monday-Fridays, excluding Bank Holidays. Below are your exciting delivery options and their prices:

    Royal Mail 24 will usually get to you the next working day after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). It at your door for the princely fee of £3.50.

    Royal Mail 48 is for those of you who have ordered with plenty of time to spare. Well done you, and to reward you, your postage and packaging is just £2.99, and will be with you on 2 working days after the day of dispatch (read below for personalised gifts). And let's not forget, if you spend over £40, then we will give you free shipping. It pays to be organised.

    For those of you who are very last minute, we have the Guaranteed Next Day Delivery service. Order before 3pm on a working day, and your order will be with you the next working day (read below for personalised gifts). Orders received after 3pm will be dispatched on the next available working day. Being not so organised can be exciting, but also costly - this service will cost a competitive £8.99.

    Personalised gifts are subject to lead times. During quieter times, this is typically 1-3 days, but if it's near Christmas, for example, please be advised that lead times can go to 3- 5 days before dispatch. Once dispatched, your order will be received depending on which delivery service you chose.

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