Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Old MacDonald

What can be said about this rather rude slant of an original classic nursery rhyme? There's something very funny about taking something so innocent and making it so rude!

Naughty Nursery Rhyme Reads - 

"Old MacDonald Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

And on his farm he had a sheep

With Tourettes E-I-E-I-O

With a fuck-shit here,

And a wank-bollocks there,

Here a twat, there a cock,

Everywhere a spunk-tits,

Old MacDonald Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Old MacDonald Product Features:

5" x 7" 
Complete with white envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
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