Miracle Muscle Building - Soap

It's a fact of life. Everyone wants to look swole. Afterall, a bicep in a tight sleeve makes the girls want to squeeze. The problem is, that muscle takes a long time to build. In can be 2 years before people even start to notice the guns you are packing. Which is good, because for the last year, you've been flexing at every oppurtunity for someone to notice, from pointing out a direction with a tensed bicep, to opening a drinks bottle with your triceps under as much tension as possible. And who can seriously be bothered to go through 2 years of heavy lifting and strict dieting? Not many, but we have the answer. Just scrub yourself all over with this novelty soap that will work if you believe in unicorns, and you'll be needing to go to the vets with a pair of sick swans.

Miracle Muscle Building - Soap Product Features:

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, EDTA, Glycerin, Sorbitol Sucrose, Water and GSOH

Smell: Better than ASDA's own, but not as good as Molton Brown shower gel

Attractive retail pakaging

Product Dimensions: 9.5 x 6 x 2cm