Miracle Hair Growth - Soap

Yes, it's true that up until now, if you lost your hair, you had to wear a wig or get a surgeon to take your hair out of your arse crack and put it where there used to be hair on your head. Celebrity examples include Wayne Rooney and Callum Best (yes, he's not really a celebrity, but he went on Celebrity Big Brother so technically he is).

Now all you have to do is lather up, rub your stupidly bald and shiny head, and voila! You have hair again. Well, if you believe a £4.99 novelty soap would do that, of course. 

Miracle Hair Growth - Soap Product Features:I

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, EDTA, Glycerin, Sorbitol Sucrose, Water and GSOH

Smell: Better than Lynx, but not as good as Ted Baker shower gel

Product Dimensions: 9.5 x 6 x 2cm