Dick Face Towel

Unless you're some sort of degenerate, you're not going to want to rub the sweat and pubic hair off your groin and genitals all over your face, and without this towel, you very well maybe doing this without even knowing! Thousands of people suffer every single day, essentially rubbing their own junk into their own face! Yes, you've technically just washed yourself, but one missed bit of will dirt and it's going in your hair.

Now you have the chance to help fight this extremely needy cause! Your father, your borther, and even your very own child maybe rubbing their dick bits into their face, and they don't even know it's happening!

Dick Face Towel Product Features:

Can be machine washed on a cool setting

100% cotton - nice and soft for the ballbag

Measures: 62 x 120cm