Cunty McCuntface - Cosmetic Bag

Sometimes, and in some situations, there are only very few words that could describe what you are looking at. And when you've delved right through your cosmetic bag, contouring to perfection and found the right shade of lipstick for your dress - there is one thing left to do.

Stand back, look in the mirror, admire what is looking back at you. Pull your knickers back from up your crack and utter the words "Cunty McCuntface" to yourself. Because nothing else will really describe you at that point and at that time.

Cunty McCuntface - Cosmetic Bag Product Features: 

Size  - 28 x 18 x 9cm

100% brushed cotton canvas

Cosmetic items not included.