Crap Jokes For The John Loo Roll

What did your Mum tell you when you was younger? Do not strain if it's you're struggling to go, that's what. So what do you do if you're trying to coax it out? Instead of singing to it, or wiggling around, or pulling your knees up a bit, you should just sit back, relax and read some bad jokes.

Because crap jokes are for when you're having a crap. And better still, when you're done reading, simply wipe your arse with them.

The perfect secret Santa gift or stocking fillers under £5

Crap Jokes For The John Loo Roll Product Features:

Dimensions: Each roll is  9.5 x 9.5 x 10.2 cms
Material: Paper