Christmas Warning - Christmas Comes But Once A Year

Christmas is a hazardous time people, which is why we stock cards that give a festive warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "Christmas comes but once a year, which is the same as you. (Even eunuchs get more action.)"

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster