Christmas Socks - Crap Christmas Present

Ah, the poor, much maligned Christmas sock. Why do we single socks out as being crap presents? They're useful, durable and practical. There's an injustice here, but until public opinion changes, we shall mock them and put ironic messages on them.

Christmas Socks - Crap Christmas Present Product Features:

Now in a slightly darker red - some might say burgundy
Your crap Xmas present is made from: 79% cotton, 20% polyamide, 1% elastane
Sizes - Mens 6 -11