Anti-Sarcasm Spray

Some will say sarcasm is the low of the low. It can be both cutting and belittling. But we think puns are the lowest form of wit, and that sarcasm, used in the right way, can be devishly entertaining. However, some people are sarcastic because they can't be funny, so this spray is for them. The people who think snide, sarcastic comments are funny and entertaining. We'd like to spray thos people in the eyes, not the mouth.

Anti-Sarcasm Spray Product Features:

Decorative spray can

Minty mouth freshener. Please do not spray in your eyes otherwise you'll have to read the boring instructions on the tin about what to do. Something about warm water blah blah blah

Product Dimensions: 8cm in height, 2cm in diameter