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Old Age - Constipation Reliever



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£ 2.99

Constipation Reliever

No more poo sweats, and no more fidgety feet on the toilet. Simply use our constipation reliever and be free from all your constipation problems. Fast, effective and easy to use, removes constipation in seconds!!

Constipation Reliever Product Features:

This is not real dynamite, but we didn't have to tell you that, did we?
Product Dimensions: 7 x 10 x 2cm
Packaged Dimensions: 12.5 x 21 x 2cm

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Old Age - Constipation Reliever

Old Age - Constipation Reliever

Let's blow this s*** up

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